#ohthehorowitz: How to recover from Halloween
It’s November 1st and that only means one thing: Halloween is over and you’re slowly coming back to reality as you wake up — still in costume. Enjoy it, because it will be a full 365 before it’s appropriate again to dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. So what do…
When the Professor assigns reading the first week of school
If it’s anything but the syllabus I’m like …
